Warbarons Poetry

[Igor]

Hi guys!
Rate the first Warbarons Poetry:

When the Dice is very bad,
No tactic can be set.
If your heroes die,
Say to victory goodbye.

This was born after one of my games. I thought somebody should write about bad dice in games

[SoulMan]

my poetry after few bad dice in a row is rather like: "fk this game, i will never play it anymore!" What You think about this one?

[Igor]

It's not rhyme, I would change this line to '... I will never play again'.

Soulman, such sad thoughts could be borned when number of games is not big enough. Later you will get a chance to look at this more philosophically

[Moonknight]

I think you two should get a room...

[KGB]

Hickory Dickory Dock
I sit here in a state of shock
The clock struck two
I got screwed anew
These bad dice can suck my c*ck


KGB

[Igor]

There are at least 2-3 original authors

[jetigig]

Igor, your poem was pretty good, but KGB's was better. I laughed so hard!

[Igor]

Poetry at my look is not a field to make competition because every one has own taste accordingly what he likes more. The more Warbarons poetry the better

[Moonknight]

All hail the Moon King,
Bow down and kiss his Skull ring.
For if you disobey his command,
You will quickly get disband.

All hail the Moon King!

[Chazar]

Heavy Horses gallop
Their banners fly high,
On my lips a fierce war cry;
Then my wife pulls the plug,
Come to bed, and shut up!

(I know the rhyme scheme is wrong, coudnt get it to work properly.)